Friday, November 9, 2007

Brilliant Ideas - Severely Flawed Logic

If Hillary Clinton is unattractive and assertive, she is therefore a lesbian.

If Huma Abedin is attractive and around Hillary often, she is therefore a lesbian, vicariously.

If Huma Abedin is Muslim, attractive and around Hillary often, Hillary is therefore a terrorist lesbian, vicariously.

If right-wing bloggers jerk themselves off, they are therefore their own penises, vicariously.

PS - Dear Huma Abedin, please be straight and please go out with me. I can do things Clinton can't (either one).

UPDATE - If Pat Robertson endorses Rudy Guiliani, Kevin will not be voting for Guiliani, logically.
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