Tuesday, February 12, 2008

In Ze News

1) The position of Pakistan's ambassador to Afghanistan is apparently up for grabs now. List of jobs I'd rather have than this one: Professional Hostage, any post in Bush's PR team for the next 11 months, Canadian, the hooker that services Danny Bonaduce, and World Champion of Poop-Eating. The only job that's worse than this one is Afghanistan's ambassador to Pakistan.

2) Everywhere. In. The. World. Sucks.

3) Four Paintings were stolen in Zurich. I know that the article says that they wore ski masks and just held the staff up at gunpoint, but there's no way I'll be doing anything but thinking about ninjas for the next two weeks.
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