SEC. 1109. PROHIBITED USES.
None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available in this Act may be used for any casino or other gambling establishment, aquarium, zoo, golf course, or swimming pool.
You know what that means. That's right! Hookers for everybody!
Seriously though, is frivolous spending at the aquarium a problem in the federal government? And furthermore, there are so many other places you can blow your money besides these five places. Hello? Six Flags?